OFFENSE: Creating a burrito so wickedly delicious and affordable, it's a steal.
OFFENSE: Pinched while attempting to give someone a "dirt nap."
OFFENSE: Arson, possession of explosives and general mayhem.
OFFENSE: No amount of money laundering could clean up his dirty deals.
OFFENSE: 50 parking tickets, 27 speeding tickets and one wrecked El Camino.
OFFENSE: After being cut from the JV team, deflated every basketball in school.
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